Dear Big Tone


 

Tone Tea Party 04/15/2009

 

 

Dear Big Tone,

I've been invited to a lesbian wedding in Long Beach. What is a good wedding gift for the couple?

Signed,

Unsure

Dear Unsure,

First off, I strongly oppose same-sex marriage. It is a big conflict towards my Catholic beliefs. I will never show up for that wedding. The best wedding gift would be a message that I am a Christian and that God does not like same-sex marriage.

Big Tone

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Dear Big Tone,

How did you get so smart? Can you enlighten the public on your life secrets? You should write a book, "How to live life Big Tone style". Please share with us the opening paragraph...

Signed,

in anticipation

Dear in anticipation,

Simple: I put my dedication and heart to study hard, work hard, and be the best I can be.

Big Tone

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Dear Big Tone,

Why do people think Ben Stiller is funny?

Signed,

Blogger Ron


Dear Blogger Ron,

Some people think he is funny. I might some of his movies funny. I guess his style or his ideas.

Big Tone

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