Dear Big Tone

Tone Tea Party
04/15/2009
Dear Big Tone,
I've been invited to a lesbian wedding in Long Beach. What is a good
wedding gift for the couple?
Signed,
Unsure
Dear Unsure,
First off, I strongly oppose same-sex marriage. It is a big conflict
towards my Catholic beliefs. I will never show up for that wedding. The
best wedding gift would be a message that I am a Christian and that God
does not like same-sex marriage.
Big Tone
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Dear Big Tone,
How did you get so smart? Can you enlighten the public on your life
secrets? You should write a book, "How to live life Big Tone style".
Please share with us the opening paragraph...
Signed,
in anticipation
Dear in anticipation,
Simple: I put my dedication and heart to study hard, work hard, and be
the best I can be.
Big Tone
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Dear Big Tone,
Why do people think Ben Stiller is funny?
Signed,
Blogger Ron
Dear Blogger Ron,
Some people think he is funny. I might some of his movies funny. I guess
his style or his ideas.
Big Tone
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